A project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project.
About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish."
The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.
The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.
Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie.
"I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.
2007-05-01 21:31:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha...good one
2007-05-01 21:33:17 · answer #1 · answered by ღღrocknroshღღ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The project manager was mean! Cute one!
2007-05-09 09:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still thinking of job inspite of the wish? Gosh.... I want him to work for me. Good one, both the joke and the hardware guy.
2007-05-09 07:00:33 · answer #3 · answered by Vico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that. It sounds like my project manager.
2007-05-09 04:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by lema10805 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now no longer undesirable. This horse walks excellent right into a bar and the barman says "Why the lengthy face?" or: those 3 men walked excellent right into a bar. you'll imagine of considered one among them would have seen it! and my fave: This grasshopper walks excellent right into a bar and the barman says "good day, we've were given a drink named once you!" and the grasshopper says "What, Trevor??"
2016-11-24 20:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by selders 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, sounds like my boss. he approved a 2 week vaycation, then called me back early because he wanted to send me to a meeting in another state!
2007-05-07 07:07:40 · answer #6 · answered by peace.ofmind 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol Just like a manager!
2007-05-09 02:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever, never heard that one before!
2007-05-09 05:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh that was funny but mena at the same time
2007-05-09 04:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by DeE DEe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the story?
Always let your boss have the first say. :)
2007-05-01 21:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by Pris 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
moral of the story... always let the boss have the 1st say...
2007-05-01 21:34:42 · answer #11 · answered by Sheetal 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋