A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
"HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON."
On the second day she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
2007-05-01 19:48:06 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha................ cheeky!
2007-05-01 23:10:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-05-01 19:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by sneeker_peeker1309 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i can make that supriesd looking smilely i would let me try
= - o lol i loved it star
2007-05-01 19:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS TO FUNNY LOVED TO SEE HER FACE =0 . STAR FOR U
2007-05-06 04:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by legayle_81 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creative and funny.
2007-05-07 11:41:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was clever and very funny. I would give you 3star.
2007-05-07 12:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by tanlaask 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess, his name is Pinocchio , 60 years later....LOL !
2007-05-07 14:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love it.
2007-05-01 19:59:36 · answer #8 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny and yet it isn't either.
2007-05-02 00:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by Friend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!! Careful what you pray for!!
2007-05-07 20:32:59 · answer #10 · answered by Monica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it that was great...
Stared ya for that one!!!
2007-05-02 11:06:41 · answer #11 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋