because he was nailed into the boards
2007-05-01 18:51:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ummm... don't you have to be PLAYING hockey to get nailed into the boards? Maybe you meant "Why couldn't Jesus score in hockey?"
2007-05-01 18:56:09 · answer #1 · answered by oodwayookbray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...It would be rude not to share.
Jesus comes back. He wants to convince people that he really is the son of god. So he says, "Watch I can walk on water." So he goes to a lake and starts to walk, but then he starts to sink. He gets out and tries to walk again, but keeps sinking. A boy in crowd points and says, "I know, it's those holes in your feet."
2007-05-02 01:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Rim shot*
Jesus walks into an inn, throws 3 nails on the counter and says "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"
2007-05-02 01:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus saves... and Gretzky scores on the rebound!
2007-05-02 01:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He does play, but only right-wing.
2007-05-02 02:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by link955 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because there were no frozen lakes?
PS: The joke's not that funny, nice try though.
2007-05-02 01:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by Black Hole Gravity Unleashed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemous but can't help laughing.
2007-05-02 01:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No he was apparently more into water skiing.
2007-05-02 01:56:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he was not too stupid like you.. lol...
2007-05-02 01:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by falam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... so what should we answer?
2007-05-02 01:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋