2007-05-01 18:18:53 · 10 answers · asked by rbeletskiy 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
My favorite one is:
"I found God! He was behind the couch"
And:
"You are jealous because the little voices are talking to me"
"My cookie told me to do that"
"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"
2007-05-01 22:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by Sbadiglio 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've always liked the XXXXXL t-shirts that say "Winning the War Against Anorexia".
2007-05-02 01:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Beneath this rough and flabby exterior
lies an enormous lack of character"
(or something real close to that)
I had that line on a shirt years ago, along with a picture of a big stupid grinning hippopotamus.
2007-05-02 01:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
T-shirts for large busted women -- "Stop looking at my chest"
an arrow point up and it says "I'm with stupid"
T-shirt for dumb blondes -- "TGIF - This Goes in Front"
"L" on left sleeve and "R" on right sleeve
2007-05-02 01:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. "I got leid in Hawaii."
Lei - the flower necklace.
Just thought of that.
2. "Just add a cup of water for each"
Breast implants.
2007-05-02 01:29:47 · answer #5 · answered by MusicalHeart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad cop. No donut.
2007-05-02 01:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this:-
" F C U K " is offensive to us dyslexics.
2007-05-02 01:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by The Master 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Who Farted
2007-05-02 05:47:42 · answer #8 · answered by floozy_niki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lettuce entertain you
2007-05-02 01:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Take it easy, God is in charge":)
2007-05-02 04:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by Jassy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋