Harley Davidson died and went to Heaven, and was boasting to God how he'd created the best Motor Bike in the world. God disagreed saying BMW's were a better designed bike! Harley said what do you know about design you created woman and look at the problems we have with them! AHEM ! says God " I think you'll find a lot more men are riding my creation than yours"!!!!!!
2007-05-01 17:46:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have posted other jokes but the b*ggers wont show them, so if you like this one please star. Many thanks.
2007-05-01 18:11:59 · update #1
You will be able to see the other 2 jokes in my profile and go to my questions. That's 2 violations I will be getting today.
2007-05-01 18:20:52 · update #2
Too late they deleted them, and I got the 2 violations!!!! Gits.
2007-05-02 02:59:22 · update #3
****....I LOVE IT.....I'm so going to tell everyone this.
2007-05-01 18:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed the best elements of that joke which I have heard before. As I remember, one of the better bits was when Harley Davidson commented on the design of woman, don't remember it all, but it was something like-"top heavy and the inlet valve is too close to the exhaust valve" good joke however.
2007-05-01 20:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by busterdomino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 07:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly offensive, actually. Admittedly sex is funny. That's why there are so many jokes about it. But it's mostly funny because of men's incompetence. I once told a good one about that - but privately, with my husband - and to my chagrin he liked it so much, he told a workmate.
This particular one is mildly funny because of the pun. It's the attitude towards women in it which is a bit offensive - though not wildly so because, unfortunately, we get used to it. After all, Shakespeare used that term for the act, before you.
2007-05-01 21:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by jimporary 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another gem, nice one Honey, keep them coming.
2007-05-01 18:47:51 · answer #5 · answered by Firefox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sozzzzzzzzzzz true.
2007-05-01 18:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha omg lemme catch my breath ahhhh hahahahahaha lmfao!!!!!
2007-05-01 17:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-05-01 18:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2007-05-01 17:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by craigo9536 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
violations are rubbish!
2007-05-01 22:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋