So, my question is: does anyone ACTUALLY know how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Does anyone reaaallllly know???
2007-05-01 15:56:50 · 8 answers · asked by freestylinmichelle109 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, it depends on many factors. Is the wood wet? Does the woodchuck have a cold? How large are the pieces of wood? Does the woodchuck have the full allotment of toes so that he/she may balance while practicing the said chucking? What kind of wood is it? Does the woodchuck have a hangover from watching the Woodchuck Superbowl and drinking all night long? Is the wood burning while trying to chuck it? Is the woodchuck a Democrat, Republican, Independant or Green? Too many variables. I would say that all we could do would be to support the woodchuck in his/her endeavors, no matter what they are.
2007-05-01 16:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by gabe1972 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2007-05-01 23:00:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck!
2007-05-01 23:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
All of it.
How much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
2007-05-01 22:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by House M.D. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 cords.
2007-05-01 23:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A whole lot
2007-05-01 23:01:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he......
2007-05-01 23:02:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, three cords
2007-05-01 23:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by dana5169 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋