Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don`t know what to do here," the devil says. "You`re on my list, but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I`ll tell you what I`m going to do: I`ve got a couple of people here who weren`t quite as bad as you. I`ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I`ll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil led him into the first room.
In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," bin Laden said, "I don`t think so. I`m not a good swimmer and I don`t think I could do that all day long."
So the devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini with a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I`ve got this problem with my shoulder. I`d be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day," Laden commented.
So the devil opened a third door. In it, bin Laden saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was his girl Monica, doing what she does best. Osama bin Laden stared in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you`re free to go."
2007-05-01 15:15:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wo!!dude!nice joke.u must get a star!!!!we need jokes like this everyday!!!not boring jokes.!!!!!!!thx man!!!!!!!u made my day.!!!u rock!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-01 15:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A little chuckle, but don't go into comedy
2016-05-18 06:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definently gets a star
2007-05-01 15:25:08 · answer #3 · answered by jts #1fan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No chocolate, it doesn't!!
Good joke. You get a star!
LOVE IT!!
2007-05-01 15:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Real good. Loved it!!
LOL
2007-05-01 15:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that wuz pretty funny! but id think it wuz star worthy
2007-05-01 15:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by shortncute4life415 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious! loved it!
2007-05-01 15:41:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF YOU PEOPLE WOULD COME UP WITH REALLY GOOD ORIGINAL JOKES AND RIDDLES YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO BEG FOR STARS
2007-05-01 15:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2007-05-01 15:25:56 · answer #9 · answered by la sombra.. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so funy. il giv u one star if u give me best anser in return. thanx
2007-05-01 15:19:46 · answer #10 · answered by Sammy 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋