I'm amazed at the weak ignorant people who believe George Washington was a real man...do you?

Question

Listen up you knuckle draggers, George Washington never existed and science proves it!!
It's a FACT my friend, through the science of math I will prove he didn't exist. It's a fact that there are over 29,854 places in 22 States "ALL" making claims that Washington slept here..just do the simple math...no way could he do this. Washington was invented to give hope and encouragement to a back woods people...to give them hope, something to cling to. We as a society have out grown such childish notions as the white horse rider of Washington. Those "writings" are far to old to believe such childish ideas...besides they have been changed over the years so many times we can't rely on these "writings". There are no pictures of him so it's safe to say he never existed...and if you believe in him you are stupid and weak..to weak to stand on your own, be strong and stand up on your own!

are you with me?


at least that was entertaining

Answer 1

Exactly!! Forget about the books! Forget about the eyewitnesses!! Forget about the words that Washington said that were written down!! Forget all of it! There is no proof!!

Belief in Washington is for simpletons and those who are brain damaged!!

Answer 2

I know where you're going with this and there is a big difference. No one bases their entire life around George Washington. Most people live their entire lives with indifference to whether he ever lived or not. That isn't the case with the mythological person name Jesus. It doesn't matter if an actual person named Jesus or anything close to it actually lived. The Jesus of the Bible is myth. Period. Yet people wrap their entire lives around this myth. That makes for bad decision making in the here and now.

Answer 3

Hehe. Symbolically, valuable. i became on right here for 7 years under yet another call. somebody have been given my account suspended. So I stayed off for approximately 6 months, made a clean account, and right here i'm. :)

Answer 4

Bravo. I had to read the whole thing before I realized that you were making an analogy between George Washington and Jesus. (Except that in the pictures of GW, he doesn't have blond hair, blue eyes, and a beard. (lol))

Good show!

Answer 5

Indeed, I don’t believe he existed either. Bush claimed WMDs existed and even said it on national TV, but he was lying. You can’t believe everything you read you know. And no, Edison didn’t invent the light bulb either, that too is a myth.

Answer 6

There are many pictures of Washington. And no-one claims he was anything other than an ordinary man, extraordinary claims require, well at least some proof.

Answer 7

Yes, that was entertaining. At first I was thrown thinking why doesn't this person believe that Washington was the first President. Good job, point well taken.

Answer 8

I am with you. You might as well believe Jesus Christ existed if you're crazy enough to think there was a man named George Washington.

Answer 9

What a silly attempt at wit. You do realize why this is so silly and the argument you are trying to parody has merit, right? If not you need to learn some critical thinking skills.

Answer 10

Yeah, but I've got a personal relationship with George Washington, so I know he exists.

Answer 11

WOOHOO!!!!! I'm with you! And you know there is also that Napoleon guy and some myth called Alexander the great! Great what I mean these folks actually expect us to believe he almost conquered the world! No video, no pictures and I'm telling you very little written and written by who???!!! No one I ever heard of! The things some folks expect you to believe!!!!!!!!!!!!