how to beat a labortory marijuana urine drug test
2007-05-01 15:05:32 · 19 answers · asked by j 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
don't smoke dope
2007-05-01 15:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It all depends on the last time you smoked it and how often you imbibe. If you are taking a D.O.T. test, and you are a casual user 2-3 joints per week you will need 4 days smoke free, 5-7 joints per week you'll need 7 to 10 days, if you're a chronic user 5-7 joints per day you'll need as many as 20 to 28 days to clean up. Do not tamper with the sample, as they test for foreign substances and pH levels, if they detect tampering, that is considered a failed test. If you know in advance drink lots and lots of water,gatorade, coffee, which ever you prefer and never, ever give sample from the first urination of the day. you can pass, don't believe the negative posters. If you are still nervous go to a head shop and they can recommend some products.
2007-05-01 15:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by lamuffluver4 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
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2013-12-10 16:22:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't. There is nothing you can take, or do, that will make your body metabolize THC any faster, and drug testing labs have so many safeguards in place that all the old tricks people used to use just can't be done anymore.
Honestly, you just have to face the consequences of having used an illicit drug.
2007-05-01 15:10:27 · answer #4 · answered by Emmy 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Use golden seal. It's an herb that you can make tea with. drink a gallon the night before and morning of (all together) urinate often- especially the morning of. Get the first uring out in the AM. of course you can pass- so many people do who have great jobs. Andee__sky
2007-05-01 15:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You should get your priorities straight. If you want a good job, you're probably going to be drug tested. Maybe you should think about giving up drugs and having a real life.
2007-05-01 15:14:15 · answer #6 · answered by clarity 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You drink a cup of diluted brown vinegar 48hrs before the test but you can get self testing drug kits from your local chemist/drug store to see if has worked but if not redo the vinegar 1/2 water to vinegar.
2007-05-01 15:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Stop smoking it and your test will be fine after 6 weeks.
2007-05-01 15:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by phylobri 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no way, except to avoid smoking marijuana. You can try all the home remedies that you like, but you will still fail.
2007-05-01 15:07:54 · answer #9 · answered by Heather M 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
my friend drank a lot of water, i mean a lot, so it was diluted and the test always came back inconclusive or something then they rescheduled it.
2007-05-01 15:25:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well if you do it you should get cought. Your dumb if you do and you should just stop. There is no point to smoking it and you should just stop and then you will pass it. GROW UP
2007-05-01 15:13:19 · answer #11 · answered by jsakdfhkjsadhf 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋