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Should I go to the crossroads or something? Seriously. Does anybody know?

2007-05-01 14:14:48 · 9 answers · asked by Pat K 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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It already belongs to him. That's why Jesus had to die... He was buying it back... Jim

2007-05-01 14:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Become a Muslim... Study the Koran...The Koran is the brainwashing tool Satan uses to turn men into liars and killers...Reject the Jesus of the Bible and lie about the scriptures...It is a pretty good start on selling your soul.. Alas the wages of sin is death, so the pay wont be great...

2007-05-01 21:37:49 · answer #2 · answered by e1313ruth 2 · 0 2

Last i heard the evil one had just set up his Pay Pal account.
He spends his days searching eBay for souls.

2007-05-01 22:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by Lucius Shitface 4 · 0 0

He didn;t want mine that's why I stopped believing in him too....Just Kidding
Nobody probably knows becuz devil is not real either

2007-05-01 21:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 0 0

Sorry, you cannot sell what does not belong to you.
You can however render it worthless.

2007-05-01 21:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by Erinyes 6 · 0 0

Call TBN. They'll take you for all you're worth.

2007-05-01 21:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 2 0

Go work for Fox.

CD

2007-05-01 21:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 2 1

Go to E-Bay :-)

2007-05-01 21:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by whillow95 5 · 0 0

Have lots of anal sex!

2007-05-01 21:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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