Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any drink, what would it be?"
The first lady thinks for a minute and says, "Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime."
The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, "7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up."
The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, "Jack Daniels."
The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, "Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor."
The third lady says, "Yep, that's my Larry!"
2007-05-01 13:56:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one could get the ole boot. What the hey, I like it!
2007-05-01 14:04:23 · update #1
OH I LOVE IT!!!
This is one of the best jokes I have heard in a long long time, Thanks for the laugh I'm e-mailing this to all my friends!!!
2007-05-01 14:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by jasomsaso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one about 5 years ago back in Oregon!!! Loved it then, love now!!
A classic, but VERY FUNNY!!!! You get a star!!!
2007-05-01 14:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
that's great
lol
very funny
never heard it before
2007-05-01 14:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now if only we could combine them into one...
2007-05-01 14:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by srena 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice.......star for ya
2007-05-01 16:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by brownorso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋