A man goes to the doctors with a very personal problem.
He says to the doctor "i have a problem with my privates and i know that when i drop my trousers you will laugh."
"Now listen"said the doctor "i have done this job for over 25 yrs and have never laughed at a patient",
So the man takes off his trousers and i kid you not his member is about 1 inch long,well the doctor falls about laughing,he has tears in his eyes and a stich.
After regaining his composure he appologises to the man and asks whats wrong.
The man replies "well it's swollen"
lol sorry,any spare stars going ?
2007-05-01 13:27:12 · 28 answers · asked by thewokinn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice on mate, lol
Cheers,
IRiSh
2007-05-01 13:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lol, that's funny! Here's a star
2007-05-02 06:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but funny! I think I will give you a star now!
Wished I could stop the mental picture from running through my mind!
2007-05-01 20:39:37 · answer #3 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
That's not right! LMAO..... 10/10 Star it!
2007-05-02 14:22:56 · answer #4 · answered by lovingmeyet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good one made me lol, keep them coming. also that deserves a star
2007-05-02 21:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I protest you have been talking to my doctor and he promised he wouldn't tell. Oh well I'm glad to report the swelling has gone down..........LOL
2007-05-01 20:43:53 · answer #6 · answered by Jim M 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-01 20:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
that was good and i feel sorry for that guy imagine what it is not swollen.
2007-05-03 00:49:52 · answer #8 · answered by gratefulmissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is absolutely hilarious. Reminds me of an ex boyfriend...........
2007-05-02 03:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by natasha * 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, that ones good.
2007-05-02 13:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋