Ole vas verking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da mergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" the doctor said.
"Lord -it's 2007! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could haff put dem back on and mde you like new!
Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
To vhich Ole says . . . "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"
2007-05-01 12:59:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not my favorite joke - but then again I'm tired tonight.
Guess I'll wait for your next joke.
2007-05-01 13:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUH.....interesting!!
2007-05-01 20:07:25 · answer #2 · answered by Master Chief 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha that's hilarious
never heard it before
great
lol
2007-05-01 20:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fokkin ahsum
2007-05-01 20:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by SweetieGoat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god....haha im cracking my @$$ off. best joke ive heard all week
2007-05-01 20:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny LMAO. made my night .have a star
2007-05-01 20:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope, nothing! not even a grunt!
2007-05-01 22:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋