2007-05-01 12:36:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
come on guys.....make me laugh
2007-05-01 12:43:12 · update #1
#1 claim diplomatic immunity
#2 make any threats against dunkin donuts
#3 say my gun is bigger then your gun
#4 say didn't i see you on reno 911
#5 say did i tell you i know Rodney King
#6 scream they are going to kill me
#7 fake a eptilipc seasure
#8 say i was speeding to get home and watch cops
#9 offer me a beer
#10 say damn i was 10 minutes late now i'm going to have to drive faster to catch up
2007-05-01 13:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by Dr.Bucksnort 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I was being arrested, that would probably be a bad time to see if I remember any Judo or Tae Kwon Do. You asked for us to make you laugh. Am I on the right track?
2007-05-01 20:51:37 · answer #2 · answered by STEVEN F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not resist arrest or fight back - if so, more charges can be added to the original one. In addition, you might find yourself on the receiving end of mace, pepper spray or a baton.
It's up to you whether you want to talk; if you're being arrested, you have to be given your Miranda rights. But you have the choice.
California Deputy
2007-05-01 19:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do not: Answer any questions, Do: demand to have an ATTY present during questioning Do not: be frighened of their threats or believe the old line "if you cooperate we'll go easy on you" only the DA can go easy on you. Do: take a beating if they give you one, it will work in your favor when the ATTY gets there.
2007-05-01 20:32:57 · answer #4 · answered by SMEAC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Chris Rock has tips for police encounters that I think would illustrate things you shouldn't do in an arrest situation. Here's a link for you........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gCCjFbFXn8
Hope this helps.
2007-05-01 21:54:01 · answer #5 · answered by bbasingal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I said "I'm sorry but I can't allow you to do that" and he let me go. True story but it was a Trempealeau County WI cop. Thus my earlier answer that I have never been in jail. In case anyone caught that.
2007-05-01 20:01:12 · answer #6 · answered by tmilestc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't ask them to get in the back of the squad car with you or if they want to come back to your place from some coffee.
2007-05-01 22:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by brnslippyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't spit on or at them.
Like Rodney Carrington said, when you are drunk, bottle on the seat, tell the officer after he pulls you over Man I am glad you stopped me....I could have killed somebody.
2007-05-01 20:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by Jamie T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should not throw up on the nice officer,
and you should not try to steal his gun, or patrol car
2007-05-01 19:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by katydid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Resist
Fight
Make statements that are untrue
2007-05-01 19:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋