Polish divorce no offense intended?

Question

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?

P: Yes, an acre and half an nice home.



L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

P: It made of concrete.



L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

P: No, we have carport, we no need one.



L: I mean. What are your relations like?

P: They all still in Poland .



L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

P: We have hi-fidelity stereo an good DVD player.



L: Does your wife beat you up?

P: No, I always up before her.



L: Is your wife a nagger?

P: No, she white.



L: Why do you want this divorce?

P: She going to kill me.



L: What makes you think that?

P: I got proof.



L: What kind of proof?

P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I read, an it say

Polish Remover

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Got to admit. Truly funny.

However can you imagine what the outcry would have been'
if this was about a black guy, Would have been no end to the
ridicule you would have received. So it just go's to show. If
your thinned skinned out the butt. You can cry racism all you
want. But if your white. Its ok to be poked fun at. And all should
chuckle. That is what is wrong with society today.

Answer 4

Hilarious my friend Annetta From Poland thought it was to

Go straight to the top of the class A+

Answer 5

Nice lmfao

Answer 6

Hahahhh Good One!!

Answer 7

Another funny repeat.

Answer 8

long
but funny
lol

Answer 9

Absolutely brilliant.........LMIAO

Answer 10

omg hehehehe :) that made me laugh.

Answer 11

good one. hilarious