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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."

2007-05-01 12:26:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

ha that's great
short + hilarious = 10/10

2007-05-01 12:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lmao, thats great i get it 3 on the beer can= Men and 2 on the phone= Women hehehe great one :]

2007-05-01 19:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hehehehehehehehe good one!! lol..thas awsum dude
xoxoxoxoxoxox

2007-05-01 19:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by x.T.x 3 · 1 0

good one

2007-05-01 19:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

thats pretty funny.

2007-05-01 19:30:37 · answer #5 · answered by The 8th Deadly Sin 5 · 1 0

LOL FUNNY!!

2007-05-01 19:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by LOVE 2 · 1 0

lol, I liked that one ... . ....

2007-05-02 02:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by melark 5 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

2007-05-01 19:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1 0

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