A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure if he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "Okay, now what?"
(p;s- a star for a smile)
2007-05-01 12:23:40 · 11 answers · asked by Madrid10 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No star for VERY old joke, I'm afraid.
Not to mention...repeated on here several times.
It is funny the first ten times though...:o)
2007-05-01 12:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Aged.
2007-05-01 12:27:53 · answer #2 · answered by Butt 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My dad's a hunter and we live in Jersey and unfortunately I can see this played out if he was hunting lol.
2007-05-01 12:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by Joi S 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like this one.
2007-05-01 13:25:26 · answer #4 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No star - old joke - and rather badly told if I may say.
2007-05-01 12:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol, that got more than a smile, that got a giggle, heres your star ... . .. .
2007-05-01 19:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by melark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one a lot!
2007-05-01 12:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha
that's great
heard it once b4
one of my fav's
2007-05-01 12:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha :D
have a star
2007-05-01 12:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
never heard it before fantastic ******
2007-05-01 12:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by PETE MILTON KEYNES 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋