Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and
loved to
charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one
wheel and getting up
to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a
picnic the
other residents tolerated her and some of them
actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door
opened
and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm
outstretched. "STOP!," he
shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for
that thing?" Ethel
fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat
wrapper and held it
up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the
hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
wheel, weird
Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP!
Have you got
proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag,
pulled out a drink coaster
and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On
your way, Ma'am." As
Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped
out in front of her,
Butt-Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his
hand.
"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn
Breathalyser
Test again.!!!"
2007-05-01 12:15:39 · 17 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Grin, haven't heard that one before! worth a STAR I think!
2007-05-01 12:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke but a similar version with the same ending was posted on here the other night by someone else.
To be fair, these jokes seem to do the rounds and lots of people just repeat jokes which is fair enough for the people that haven't heard them but a bit tiresome for those that have...:o)
2007-05-01 12:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2017-01-09 06:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by kunich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder Ethel was a speed demon. LOL. She wanted to get to the breathalyser.
2007-05-01 12:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by Dinah f 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny!
2007-05-01 12:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by barnaby_362003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny 10/10
Rlmao here
2007-05-01 12:19:32 · answer #6 · answered by x SexySian x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-05-04 11:33:01 · answer #7 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious. Hahahahahaha!!!
2007-05-01 13:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a goodun!
2007-05-01 12:24:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-05-01 12:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by ccosj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋