go on then what you think?

Question

wel everyones seemd to like my funny stuf lately so heres something else for yas enjoyxxx

Mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and *** Kissing that will put you over the top.

Answer 1

Hey, ladylafe, you're a genius. I agree with you more than 100%. Hahehahehahehahe.

Answer 2

IWho can argue, if all the numbers add up? You, oh thoughtful one, are a genius. What a brain! Have a star!

Answer 3

Yeah, then gravity will pull your as* right back down to the bottom

Answer 4

I've seen this before and find it funny each time.

Answer 5

lol

I can't agree with you more. You've given me a new perspective of life, and I think your philosophy is quite accurate.

Answer 6

That was so funny I am going to send this to all my friends.

Answer 7

Very interesting. But I really think you need to get out more.

Answer 8

funny

Answer 9

lol =)