having a drink and then suddenly needs to break wind so she walks to the toilet but before she gets they it pops out rather loud, the pub goes quite and everyone looks in her direction, then at the table next to her a farmer shouts at his dog " DOG GET UNDER THE TABLE" and everybody thinks its the dog , so woman goes back to the bar and carries on drinking.5 minutes she needs the the toilet again so of she goes and again it pops out before she getsTthey, right next to the farmer again so he shouts " DOG GET UNDER THE TABLE"and she is let of again, so she goes back to her drink.5 mintues later she needs the toilet yet again so of she goes and again it pops out right next to the farmer and he shouts " DOG GET UNDER THE TABLE BEFORE SHE SHITS ON YER"
2007-05-01 11:43:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dis iz so funii i luv it!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-01 11:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by ghetto_haitian115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10. Havn't heard that one before.
2007-05-04 09:27:39 · answer #2 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before but with a different scene
2007-05-01 11:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!! That's a good one.
2007-05-01 12:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-01 11:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it . Cool. LOL,LOL.
2007-05-01 11:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAH.
2007-05-01 11:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by sparklyshoebox 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-05-01 12:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!
2007-05-01 11:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋