Jack was sitting at the bar, gazing dejectedly into his beer.
"What's up?" asked the barman.
"It was last night," he replied..."I got so drunk I don't remember what I did but when I saw a woman in bed with me I naturally gave her £50."
"Well, that's reasonable, even if you don't remember it" consoled the barman.
"It's not that," said Jack. "It's the fact that it was my wife and she automatically gave me £10 change."
PS.... I was given a violation for this joke last night....do you think it deserved it? Has yahoo 'lost the plot' ???
2007-05-01 11:31:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one fidgety.
Ignore the thumbs down brigade.They need to get a a life.Most of them have had humour by-passes.
Why the hell do they come on this site?
I repeat to them that this is the jokes and riddles section.If you are not adult enough to appreciate the jokes then clear off somewhere else and give us a break.
By the way it did not deserve a violation.People who stick fingers up should be the ones who are targeted!
Now don't stop posting jokes because of the mindless minority.
2007-05-01 21:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Come on guys!
It's a joke!
Fidgetyfingers tells us some good jokes to make us laugh!
What's wrong with that?
If someone can't take a joke s/he can make a comment or just stop reading jokes...but reporting?
That's just mean I guess...and like it or not "dirty" jokes are the funniest...so grow up!
2007-05-01 11:51:21 · answer #2 · answered by Jen C 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
very funny...i dont know y it got a violation. also i have good new s when i replied back to yahoo for why they took away my joke they replied by giving me 10 points.
2007-05-01 12:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny and didn't deserve a violation.
2007-05-01 11:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not all that funny but u got it
and yeah i think that yahoo has "lost the plot"
2007-05-01 11:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by jules 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lame but can't think why you got a violation for it?
28th account is a Muppet.
Coconuts for all! One day, one day.
2007-05-01 12:56:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny and no you didn't deserve the violation !
2007-05-01 11:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
SO FUNNY!
u didnt deserve that violation!
2007-05-01 11:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by TheApocalypticOrgasm 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one... Hey guys don't you think we can do better things with 40 Pounds?
2007-05-01 12:06:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
u got introuble cuz of dis joke
2007-05-01 11:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋