Two nursing home residents were talking. Bob was telling Sam how he was getting married to Anna next week. Sam was puzzled....
He asked " Why are you getting married, your so old?"
" Is she good in bed?"
Sam said "No, never done it with her before"
"Well is she a good cook?"
" No she can't even boil water"
" Is she a good housekeeper?"
"Nope, she a filthy pig"
"Then why?"
"Cause she's got a car and she can drive a night!"
2007-05-01 10:46:29 · 11 answers · asked by winnie2228 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*chuckles*
2007-05-01 10:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by le m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2007-05-01 10:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-05-01 10:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by Heavenly Dezyre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats a little funny
2007-05-01 10:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by sec_cogley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny and cute!
2007-05-01 10:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by ~*Sweet Pea*~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-05-01 10:53:03 · answer #6 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-05-01 10:48:53 · answer #7 · answered by falconthefirst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh sorry dont get it.
never get jokes..
2007-05-01 10:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by Traveler2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2007-05-01 10:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!
2007-05-01 10:59:56 · answer #10 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋