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Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven.



Im not jew..im actually muslim. But who agrees this joke is just too much?

2007-05-01 09:11:48 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

ok look.
Somebody keeps saying it to everyone in my class.
And they laugh...I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF I WAS THE ONLY ONE OFFENDED JEEEZ

2007-05-01 10:35:06 · update #1

36 answers

Yes. It's too much. But you did manage to say it anyway.

It's also at least fifty years old. It belongs to an era that, at least in the US, featured communities where jews (along with blacks) could not buy houses. The Ku Klux Klan attacked jews along with blacks. And the American Nazi Party had an office just outside of Washington, DC.

As sick jokes go, I would suggest sticking to dead baby jokes.

2007-05-01 09:13:58 · answer #1 · answered by Dave P 7 · 3 0

Greetings! sure, it develop right into a distinctly tacky mission to assert to be basic, yet Sarah Palin is Sarah Palin and as long as she is contained in the limelight making a jerk out of herself with the help of espousing her diatribe, she's honest recreation. I also imagine that Michelle Obama is likewise honest recreation for the type of comedy...distinctly if she makes some type of stupid pretend pas (which truly hasn't occurred yet, yet i'm certain it really is going to). David Letterman is a comic, and if the jokes fail, Letterman's rankings fall. Memo to Tom Mx: right here, right here, all right reported. If a journalist or a newscaster or some baby-kisser reported something like that, then sure, that man or woman must have their press bypass pulled as we communicate. yet Letterman is a comic and all bets are off with comedians.

2016-11-23 20:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It is horrendous. I am afraid though that many Muslims would laugh at it. The Koran teaches hatred against Jews. I am not Jewish and I have a Muslim friend but that will not stop me from calling evil what is evil. I am glad though that you are not like many Muslims when it comes to Jews.

2007-05-01 09:27:20 · answer #3 · answered by ellipse4 4 · 0 2

it is funny .>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
> > >mask over his mouth and nose.
> > >A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
> > >" Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
> > >Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
> > >here to wash your upper body and feet."
> > >He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
> > >Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
> > >worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrass-ment and pulls
> >back
> > >the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
> > >his
> >testicles
> > >in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
>
> > >wrong with them, Sir!"
> > >The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
> >says very
> > >slowly,
> > >"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> > >closely......
> > >A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

so how r u doing oter than laughing.u life in the usa.do u like this joke?

2007-05-01 09:24:39 · answer #4 · answered by george 2 · 1 1

If your family members & friends died & some survived the Holocaust..........just think about that......read the history and look at the pictures..........I visited some of these camps in and around Germany in the late 80's. So completely HORRIFIC........you really need to make a mature informed decision about this........<><

2007-05-01 11:52:09 · answer #5 · answered by Barbara J 3 · 0 0

many jokes cross the line of comfort, and you are usually in a setting where the joke will work if in the right company. If everyone knows that you are talking about different religions, then the joke works. probably not the greatest one for church, but not bad

2007-05-01 09:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by hankandbill 2 · 2 3

It's stupid.
The ovens were for cremation of remains, not for killing.
Zyklon B was for the actual killing chambers. (interesting note, the company that made the Zyklon B for the Nazi's is still in operation, it's known as BASF now. Yup, that BASF)

2007-05-01 09:16:54 · answer #7 · answered by Yoda Green 5 · 3 1

Its shock effect is what makes it impossible for me, a nonjew-not to laugh. I turned many shades, then burst into uncontrollable laughter (beer shot out my nose) Of course, the jewish fellow I worked with told many jokes about other races (especially blacks), but when he heard this one circulating, he acted 'offended' I wonder if he still thinks that Uncle Remus jokes are as funny?

2007-05-01 09:18:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Too much. Its not even funny. The one redeeming feature about a lot of jokes that are on the edge is that they are funny. But this isn't.

2007-05-01 09:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth Howard 6 · 4 1

Is this rude?

Q: What's the difference between Muhammad and a pizza?

A: A pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven.

2007-05-01 09:21:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

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