Ten pet peeves dogs have against humans...
1. Blaming your farts on me...
Not funny... Not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking..
I'M A FRIGGEN DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...
Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
Then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake.
9.Dog sweaters.
Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself...
Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
2007-05-01 08:25:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
You should never yell at your dog for barking. I always tell mine its okay and they usually stop. Sometimes its someone really aggravating them and it takes a little more, but they do their job and let me know something is out there.
Thanks for the afternoon smile.
I like the one with the dogs changing light bulbs
http://www.geocities.com/Principessa07/Lightbulb.htm
2007-05-01 08:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, that's great! :)
My dogs do the balancing food on the nose trick. It's adorable! They can be impatient sometimes, but are pretty good about waiting until I give the signal to flip it up and catch the treat. They like anything involving treats.
2007-05-01 17:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by Seebs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for making my day I was filling down all day untill read this now I know why my dog lookes at me so funny
2007-05-01 21:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by Bunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-05-01 15:28:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hooray! Bravo! and kudos to you. I don't think we humans could have done a better job of speaking for the "speakless" (I made that word up just for this festive occasion )
2007-05-01 15:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. That was so true. You deserve a star for this one!!!!
2007-05-01 15:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by ® 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww! that is too cute!
2007-05-01 16:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by ~chrissy~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah this was funny and cute....
2007-05-01 15:28:52 · answer #8 · answered by My Puppy Guido 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT SO TRUE
2007-05-05 15:32:43 · answer #9 · answered by mandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋