A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed..............
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
2007-05-01 08:00:10 · 19 answers · asked by cal_gal_81 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH i have been trying to complete that same puzzle for years now!!! what are they breakfast cereal?!!
2007-05-01 08:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think of your lacking a element. My version: there became a blonde using down the line sometime. She glanced to her precise and observed yet another blonde sitting in a close-by field, rowing a ship with out water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her automobile over and yelled on the rowing blonde, "What the hell do you think of you're doing? this is issues like this that supply us blondes a bad call. If i ought to swim, i might come accessible and kick your a55!" Why might desire to kick ***??? i'm basically telling you!!!! do no longer outsmart me!!!! Is that what blondes do precise???!!! ok 10/10.
2017-01-09 06:26:09 · answer #2 · answered by dirks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-01 08:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by ઈтєlly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer laugh. Good joke.
2007-05-01 08:03:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard a different version earlier this week with corn flakes and the rooster
2007-05-01 08:12:56 · answer #5 · answered by Arraya 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very amusing.I must tell that joke to my sister who is blonde.
2007-05-01 08:19:10 · answer #6 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! I totally love it!!!!
Ok, A blondes house was on fire, so she called the fire depo. and they asked how to get there , the blonde said....................
Duh! Big red truck!
2007-05-01 08:05:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL
Dumb Mong
2007-05-01 08:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by snoooopdogg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-05-01 08:06:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-05-01 08:23:50 · answer #10 · answered by CHAE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋