2007-05-01 05:35:27 · 14 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
a wonderful idea, i suggest that you rant and rave, spout the same thing over and over again and you WILL make millions. Soon you will be able to create your own church.
The Zen of the bad squirrel. I will join!
2007-05-01 06:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In addition to the other posters: The Old Testament, The Septuagint [translated from Hebrew to Greek somewhere 250 BC] was in placed at that time, used even before Jesus' time. The New Testament was written 35-100 AD and translated to latin by St Jerome, sometimes 400 AD. It is still on parchments and read in the church, or preached orally. So, there IS NO NEW TESTAMENTS IN A BOOK/BIBLE FORM AT THAT TIME compiled with Septuagint.' Bible alone' theory is not in existence at that time as there is NO BOOK to call bible. It was the use of Oral Tradition up until 1400 when the 'compiled book form bible' finally hit the printing press. In other words, it took the Catholic Church about 400 years of gathering, editing, and sorting the ancient manuscripts and got printed in 1400. There were also a lot of uninspired writings [apocryphal books] that were floating around that were not cannonized.
2016-05-18 00:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story: After listening to some christian "rock" forced on him by home-schooled nephews my little brother had an ephipany: Create a "christian" rock band with his friends, crank out a couple of mediocre cds and make a lot of money...THEN deconvert, taking thousands of believers with ya.
In the end it was just too creepy for him. But it was a nice "get rich quick while doing good" scheme for a few days.
2007-05-01 05:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Billionaire! Dont forget the Tammy Faye makeup!
2007-05-01 05:39:41 · answer #4 · answered by Nunya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His name is Joel Osteen right here in Houston (Lakewood Church).
Cool story, Breakfast Monkey! I remember a South Park episode where Cartman had a similar idea.
2007-05-01 05:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by Bunny Lebowski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you designed it to be like a Magic 8-Ball (something that answers all your questions only with scripture) you would make a million.
2007-05-01 05:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That might actually sell a lot of dolls!
But what are you going to do with all that money when you die. If you're concerned about security after death go here:
http://wayofthemaster.com/goodperson.shtml
~Neeva
2007-05-01 05:39:36 · answer #7 · answered by Neeva C 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not only scripture. You need to program it to say things like "for your $50 love donation, I will pray for your finances" and "for your $50 love donation, I will pray for your healing", etc.
"love donation" is very important!
2007-05-01 05:42:22 · answer #8 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No... it's already been done... what do you think all those poor mindless fools listen to in church every Sunday?
2007-05-01 05:37:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It'll never replace "Tickle Me Elmo"...
2007-05-01 05:37:46 · answer #10 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋