After the recent news article on yahoo
see here:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_aliens1
I realized I was woefully prepared for the upcoming alien invasion! so other then a standard tin foil anti-brain wave take over hat/device what else should I have handy?
2007-05-01 04:04:22 · 20 answers · asked by BigBadWolf 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
taco bell nachos.
2007-05-01 04:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by Armed Civilian 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Aliens
2007-05-01 04:14:05 · answer #2 · answered by Misanthrope 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put aluminium foil on your head. Only man is conceeded enough to believe he is a superior being to even the unknown, & only Americans have ego enough to believe they can defeat anyone.
2007-05-01 04:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by ChaliQ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Respiradol
2007-05-01 04:08:51 · answer #4 · answered by Jeuteau 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh you wager your boots i'm!!! I also have a basement finished of AR-15s, fragmentation grenades, a 30 megaton nuke, and 15 years nicely worth of nutrition all left over from the chilly conflict. convey IT ON toddler!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2016-10-14 06:23:12 · answer #5 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Practice YOGA...so when it happens you can bend over and kiss yer A** - Goodbye
That and it may help you relax and meditate on the thought that perhaps the "aliens" are our fore fathers/mothers and are just checking on the kids:)
www.sitchin.com
2007-05-01 04:09:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The govenor of California personally reccomends getting yourself a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range. :)
2007-05-01 04:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by planetmatt 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need to levitate 4 large shields above your house in a row. Then equip your house with tank-like tracks so you can keep it moving under those shields.
2007-05-01 04:12:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Speak only English at all times,
2007-05-01 04:07:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep a lot of onions and garlic...
In case aliens do not have the sense of smell, have sugar, spice and everything nice!!!
2007-05-01 04:12:57 · answer #10 · answered by Vytheeshwaran V 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you will need lots of alum foul, mrs buttersworth maple syrup sos pads, dish soap, an copy of spaceballs on VHS and on old lamp. Trust me im an expert in this area
2007-05-01 04:09:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋