A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He
was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man
can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the line that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
2007-05-01 03:26:49 · 22 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A proper rib-tickler!
Tears rolling down my face!!!!!
10/10
2007-05-01 04:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao very good I'm going too write that one down for my dad he loves a good joke cheers .x
2007-05-01 08:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny and soso painful for the guys to read. LOL
2007-05-01 03:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by Snowy86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being forced to marry the girl might have been worse.
2007-05-01 03:35:05 · answer #4 · answered by Lightbringer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 8/10.
2007-05-01 07:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is hilarious, and I really didn't see it coming, it nearly knocked me out of my chair.
2007-05-01 08:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Liam.!!!
10/10.!!!
He should have read all the notes first ha ha ha.!!!
2007-05-01 04:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lol
2007-05-01 04:06:10 · answer #8 · answered by lou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I can totally see my dad doing that.
2007-05-01 03:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by Lovely Lady 27 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmph!...Is that the best the old man could come up with?....such a softie. :)
2007-05-01 03:35:45 · answer #10 · answered by ticklemeblue 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋