two irish men?

Question

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.

They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.

"Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy.

They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.

As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me"

A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.

"Hi Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.

Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider"

by the way slug, IM IRISH!!!! SO GO ON THEN AND SLAG OFF YOUR OWN NATIONALITY!!! d*ck head

Answer 1

by the way all use that slag that joke. whats the big deal and by the way janine your not irish your northern irish. duugghh. its a bit of fun,
personally i think its amazin really funny. laughed for ages at it. so go on janine im behind you.
P.S Any more on the way. xox

Answer 2

The Irish to me have continually been an indignant, short tempered a chip on the shoulder variety human beings. i comprehend many white non irish who won't grow to be pal pal with them for the justifications I purely pronounced. In American I even have considered the irish be the main racist in direction of non whites of all the different Europeans ethnicities. I even have in no way understood why they are like that, in attention that they've been discriminated against exceedingly brutally at that. I prevented relationship irish women human beings whilst i replaced into single simply by fact of comparable stories inclusive of being somewhat short tempered. At this factor in my life except its for organization applications i attempt to aviod the irish as i do no longer rather comprehend them. i think of many experience this form and thats why they have continually been considered as very clannish human beings very like different ethnic communities inclusive of Blacks and Hispanic communities.

Answer 3

Oi. Tis it Yourself that be tinkin' oop dees here Irish "jokes"?
Is it true that when this story is told in Ireland the protagonists are English?

Answer 4

Lmao!.. Dats wel funny!.. An i likes da way ya got d accents jus rite 2!.. =P

Answer 5

Ha, the luck of the Irish, lol

People relax, they're only jokes.

Answer 6

im irish 2 and i found that no way offensive..you get a star! Go raibh Maith agat!!

Answer 7

You are a racialist fraggle. My family is Irish and I find this joke deeply offensive.

What if I made a joke about your nationality, huh?

HUH???

Jerk.

Answer 8

lmao, that was fantastic, one to pass on for sure, and a star for you .. ... ...

Answer 9

Ummm wow. That was awful :)

Answer 10

haha gd 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!