Duh!
She obviously meant to write it that way- you know, to be ironic! Some people are so dense.
2007-05-01 03:03:57
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Because so many subcultures celibrate ignorance.
Just listen to most rap groups if you want an example. They make fortunes by destroying the language, and serve as examples for a large part of the next generation.
2007-05-01 02:43:40
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answered by looniper 2
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Hee! Your question reminds me of these grammar rules:
1. Don't use no double negatives.
2. Its important to use apostrophe's correctly.
3. Watch out for irregular verbs which has cropped into our
language.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
6. When dangling, you should be careful about participles.
7. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
8. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking
verb is.
9. Remember to never split an infinitive.
10. Don't abbrev., etc.
11. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. As
Winston Churchill once said, "This is something up with
which I shall not put."
12. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said,
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
13. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long
sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
14. Check to see if you any words out.
15. In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that
you use commas to keep a string of objects apart.
16. A writer must not shift your point of view as we write.
17. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
18. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
19. Don't use run on sentences you've got to punctuate.
20. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors—they
should be derailed, even when they sing. Weed out this
pain in the neck and throw it out the window with the
baby's bathwater!
21. In my opinion, I think that an author, when he is writing,
should not get into the habit of making use of too many
unnecessary words that he does not need.
22. Don't say the same thing more than once. It's redundant
and repetious.
23. Always pick on the correct idiom.
24. If you reread your work, you can find or rereading a
great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and
editing out more words than are necessary; they're highly
superfluous.
25. The passive voice is to be avoided.
26. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
27. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with
singular nouns in their writing.
28. Avoid alliteration—always.
29. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
30. One should never generalize.
31. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
32. However, if you must use a foreign term, it is derigor to
italicize it and spell it correctly.
33. Profanity sucks.
34. Be more or less specific.
35. Understatement is always best.
36. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
37. One word sentences? Eliminate!
38. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
39. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms;
failure to do so may really gross people out.
40. Who ds rhneeetorical questions?
41. Last but not least, avoid dyed-in-the-wool clichés like
the plague; they're old hat. Seek viable alternatives.
42. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
43. Employ the vernacular.
44. Eschew ampersands & don't overuse exclamation marks!!!!!
45. Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence
should begin with a capital and end with a period,
46. Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.
47. Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word
phrase.
48. Consult the dictionery freqently too avoid mispelling, and
proo fread your work!
49. Use orthodox spelling thruout.
50. Don't overuse "legal" phraseology; the aforesaid does not,
however, proscribe, foreclose and/or abolish, pro tanto,
each and every exception hereinafter described, respectively,
in regard thereto.
51. Unless it is not really warranted, try not to put language
in anything but positive form.
52. It behooves us all to avoid archaic expressions.
53. Do not use hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use
it effectively.
54. Avoid the utilization of enlarged words when a diminutive
one will suffice.
55. Puns are for children, not for readers who are groan.
56. As far as incomplete constructions, they are wrong.
57. Do not use adverbs unusually.
58. Make sure you hyp-henate properly.
59. Perform a functional iterative analysis on your work to
root out third-generation transitional buzz words.
60. Use parallel construction not only to be concise but also
clarify.
2007-05-01 02:51:42
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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True people don't use correct English all the time. but at the same time languages are always evolving.
2007-05-01 03:55:59
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answered by Anonymous
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nicely, you damn redneck. i imagine racism is 'gettin' -- lol. i'm KIDDING. Racism hasn't stopped, i do not inevitably imagine that is getting worst both. Racism is racism. i'm quite particular that is secure to say that is not likely everywhere.
2016-12-05 04:06:51
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answered by ? 4
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Uhh....I wouldn't say people are getting stupider. I guess people like me are just lazy, not stupid. I know how to speak correctly, but I don't care enough.
2007-05-01 02:48:02
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answer #6
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answered by punker_rocker 3
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Why don't you work on your own speech before you judge how bad other's are.
2007-05-01 02:43:24
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answer #7
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answered by EarthGirl 6
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too much mercury in the environment
2007-05-01 02:46:47
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answer #8
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answered by Goddess of Grammar 7
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I believe you proved your own point my dear,lol. Good Job.
2007-05-01 02:42:48
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answer #9
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answered by Melanie 4
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ha ha. yes'um we sho does!
2007-05-01 02:46:12
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answered by Mendi8a 5
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