Two blondes are in Australia. One says to the other, "Which is furthest, London or the moon?"
The other blonde replies,
"Hellooo… can you see London from here?"
2007-05-01 02:24:11 · 13 answers · asked by Nik 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....still funny!!
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
2007-05-01 02:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, blondes can take a joke 2
2007-05-01 08:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Blonde jokes are the best!
2007-05-01 02:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Along those same lines.
A blonde is testifying in court.
The lawyer asks "How can you be certain as to what you saw. You were 30 feet away."
"I can see the sun and that's 93 million miles away!"
2007-05-01 02:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good point made by the 2nd blonde. Star for you!
2007-05-01 02:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short ones are always the best!
2007-05-01 02:27:11 · answer #6 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. 2/10.
2007-05-01 02:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Dumb blonde! lol! 10!
2007-05-01 02:28:05 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-05-01 02:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke, u need to update ur material
2007-05-01 02:27:24 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix 2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋