A: Because when they come, they're
wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and car with them.
2007-05-01 02:17:48 · 24 answers · asked by Nik 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....still a classic!!!!
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
2007-05-01 02:20:05 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
One year they are all called after mans names, next year it changes and they are named after women and so on
2016-05-17 23:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by cleopatra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! LOL! So why have they also started naming hurricanes after men!?.....Cuz they cause a lot of destruction, like over zealous men in a bar, big blow hards that hurt others in their path, plus they come too fast & afterwards, women wish they had never passed thru at all.....(OUCH! GOTCHA! and 2 points too!)
2007-05-01 02:44:09 · answer #3 · answered by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this is in jokes, but just to be boring....hurricanes are named in alphabetical order...A-Z womens names then A-Z mens names and so on....God i'm a boring man....
2007-05-01 02:24:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that joke is like 20 years old. That's about how long they've been naming them after men, too.
2007-05-01 02:32:18 · answer #5 · answered by Mitch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. But not entirely true. Hurricane Andrew wasn't a very feminine name.
2007-05-01 02:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by Oklahoman 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Bit late with this question as they are now named after both males and females, and have been for several years.
2007-05-01 02:44:53 · answer #7 · answered by mike-from-spain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They take you house and car with them, haha. Funny!!!
2007-05-01 02:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOAA stopped using only female names decades ago. It is mixed male/female. Sorry, know it was a joke...
2007-05-01 02:22:31 · answer #9 · answered by Robert B 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes they are named after women but not because of thge reasons you mentioned mind you they are quite funny
2007-05-01 02:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋