A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.
2007-05-01 02:03:54 · 11 answers · asked by Nik 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Men can be soooo stupid!
2007-05-01 04:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by Lovely Lady 27 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Very funny. 10/10
2007-05-01 02:07:06 · answer #2 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
certain that is a very not undemanding riddle! yet i'm certain i can remedy it! the article is on the right attitude so that is clean that the police will come andchronic him yet you wouldnt be conscious of that in case you've been no longer there!
2016-11-23 19:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...still funny!!
A spiritual healer named Lee
Ducked into the alley to pee
He peed in the eye
Of this blind homeless guy
Who screamed "Holy crap! I finally can see!
2007-05-01 02:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That guy is dumb. Never trust a blonde with booze. Everyone knows that!
2007-05-01 02:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart move on the woman's part. LOL
2007-05-01 02:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha Thank you.
2007-05-01 02:06:57 · answer #7 · answered by lou b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny lol x a star for you
2007-05-01 02:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true scr*wed again
2007-05-01 02:16:51 · answer #9 · answered by aeb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!!
2007-05-01 02:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by kirsty b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋