Is there any polite way to let out a fart in public without making a audible sound or noticeable odor?

Answer 1

Yes. Go to the restroom, relieve yourself, and return.

Don't try to emit gas in the presence of others, you will only embarrass yourself.

Answer 2

Hi, just like smoking, go to the bathroom, or go outside. There, you may fart to your heart's delight, and nobody would mind. Don't think that if you fart inside, no one will notice you. Actually, your close friends know your fart "signature," so there's no escape. If none of your friends are in sight, still it's outside the norms of etiquette to fart away without thinking about how others would feel.

As for the odor, this has more to do with your diet. There is no way you can control the smell of your fart without controlling your diet first. Another key to a less smelly fart is regular bowel movement and ample drinking water. Imagine what would happen if you stock up on your garbage and don't throw it away for weeks. They would become foul-smelling, right? The same principles apply to your body.

Here, click on the link below. It will take you to a funny page that tells everything about farts. Why, they even tell you about fartpants. Hmmm, interesting:

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Additional: Hey, just look at the funny part about covering up your own fart. It's just outright hilarious!!!

Answer 3

No there is no polite way to go about a fart! but I have a secret for you. When the gas is coming closer to the outlet, {1}just seperate the two cheeks(preferably by holding one cheek, and against a wall!!!), {2} sit hard on your chair or a bed and viola, NO SOUND just you will feel the gushing air!

ehn now about the odour? you are on your own!!!!tricky

Answer 4

I usually send out a small "test fart". Just let enough out that (1) it doesn't make noise and (2) if it's bad, it goes away quickly. If it doesn't smell, then you can slowly let more out. But if it's bad... either hit the restroom or get in the middle of a large crowd where it's already noisy!

Answer 5

No, after millions of fruitless (but fruity, maybe) attempts, I've come to the conclusion that the best way is to just walk behind everyone or speed ahead, sometimes depending upon wind direction and strength.

When it becomes noticable, screw up your nose and glance at the oddest person around, making sure, of course, you're not the oddest person around.

Answer 6

Yes go into the bathroom, outside or in the hallway if you are in an enclosed room. Or just go somewhere where there isn't many people around.

Answer 7

if your on the bus or train... open the window and the noise of the traffic will drown out the sound of your fart and the wind will wisk away the smell !!!

Answer 8

Sure go to the restroom, where these things are politely taken care of. Somethings are simply not meant to be shared. God bless****

Answer 9

regardless of if or no longer they want to be approached, or left on my own is often the difference between approachable and not approachable. all of us ought to be approached in a hypothetical concern, no longer all circumstances are hypothetical nevertheless. maximum individuals p.c.. up on whilst somebody desires to be left on my own, and whilst they experience like drawing near human beings, they often enable human beings be attentive to via drawing near human beings.

Answer 10

Hang your bottom out of the window and enjoy sweet release.