2007-05-01 01:49:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i dont recall asking that question one hot momma?
By the way....self praise is no praise at all. Change your nickname
2007-05-01 02:52:19 · update #1
Has your friend killed millions of people?
Has he tortured and killed his own son?
Has he played games with peoples lives just to prove a point?
2007-05-01 01:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by PoseidenNeptuneReturns 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My invisible friend is better than yours simply because he's mine! Your invisible friend could in no way be related to my invisible friend.
2007-05-01 09:20:23 · answer #2 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Enemies in sheepsclothing bro! SURE THEYRE RELATED!.....
GOD created Satan, and satan and 1/3 of the angels rebelled because of their pride......
GOD cast them OUT of heaven, thus Satan became the DEVIL and the angels were fallen.....
You;re invisible friend is none other than the master deceiving spirit, SATAN.
You better clean house bro!
That 'one' who you joke about; WILL take over.
(why do you furthermore....waste away your Y! points
just to anger Christians)
I pray to GOD you mockers will understand this; all us regular ppl (as in NOT moneygrubbing televangelists who will be visited by the Lord for using HIM to make themselves ugly rich)....all us regular, real CHRIST JESUS -loving ppl only want you to know the truth; we genuinely CARE about you and know that you are not going to end up anywhere near WHAT YOUR IDEA of the afterlife is about......and there is no escape once you are there....none! U choose to take the Hand of the One who can reach down and pull your *** out of the fire, on this earth/.....and in HELL!!! YOU TAKE the Only one who can help you ....and you push HIM away. Then you will spend the entire scope of eternity just reaching up for HIM to pull you out,....it wont happen. Choose soon who you will serve......Satan and the pleasures of the flesh, the indulgence of the cares of this temporal time of earth.....OR....choose to believe that you are a sinner, and that the wages of SIN iS DEATH....and that you need someone to take your place....someone already did, and His Name is JESUS, he is waiting for you to make the right decision....to seek HIM with all your heart, mind, soul, and strength.
Wake up......
You have eyes to see...why won't you use them?
You have ears to hear.....why won't you listen?
YOU HAVE FAITH TO BELIEVE......WHY WON'T you just TRUST THAT JESUS WAS A REAL PERSON WHO DID EVERYTHING AND MORE, THAT THE BIBLE CONTAINS WITHIN. HE wants you to seek HIM by using Faith, if you haven't figured it out by now.......JUST APPEARING IN HIS WONDROUS GLORY FILLED SPLENDOR is not the NORM.....(tho' it does happen to some....but! not all).....HE operates in the spiritual realm; that takes FAITH. All that you see is temporal...it will wither up and blow away eventually......Christ and life with Him~~ is eternal.
2007-05-01 09:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by º§€V€Nº 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My invisible friend has a killer rack.
2007-05-01 08:52:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My invisible friend touches me at night and tries to make me swallow bananas whole.
2007-05-01 08:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
God is nothing to play with
2007-05-01 08:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by evone_09 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
is either God or devil. which is your friend?
no they are not related.
2007-05-01 09:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by Hamzeh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Cant BE SERIOUS!!!!!! YOU cant compare anything or any one, dead or alive to GOD..so stop trying!!!!
2007-05-01 08:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by onetel4u2love 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God exists.
Your sex life, however, doesn't.
2007-05-01 08:52:48 · answer #9 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 2⤊ 5⤋
that is incorrect
2007-05-01 08:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋