A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-05-01 01:25:45 · 14 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it !
I've got my office door closed and my staff is
wondering what the heck I'm laughing at !
They probably figure, that's it, she's finally
come undone !
Thanks for the laugh !
Hugs,
2007-05-01 02:20:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if He was a Divorce Lawyer? In which case She was bound to get screwed every which way there is!
2007-05-01 02:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny ROFLMFAO 100/10
2007-05-01 04:39:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jacob K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, what can I say? It's the first time I am reading this joke.. It's really funny and cute! Great one indeed!
2007-05-01 01:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-05-01 01:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by minnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, Liam, i hope you're a lawyer. teehee...great joke, by the way. happy day:)
2007-05-01 01:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
very nice
2007-05-01 01:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by jeza_babi_89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2007-05-01 01:30:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - you can have a star!
2007-05-01 01:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie. Thanks for the Laugh!
2007-05-01 02:19:31 · answer #10 · answered by FuriousRain007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋