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1. I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

2. If god doesn't like the way I live, Let him tell me, not you.

I think they are both fantastic, which one do you prefer? And give more good quotes that can be used if you know any.
Thank you.

2007-05-01 00:53:05 · 17 answers · asked by DanCorb 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

I love the first quote.
I like to say to a christian, that the only reason that 99% of people are the religion that they are is because that is what their parents were before them. They do not weight all the alternative religions in making a choice; they just continue to practice and believe as they were raised. They put more thought into choosing a car. Could you imagine any of those people choosing to buy a Chevy Malibu for the pure reason that that is what their parents drove, so that must be the right car to buy. Of course not. They do lots of research, and then make an educated choice. With religion, however, one of the most important parts of these people's lives, there is no thought whatsoever. If your parents were Christian, your Christian. It makes no sense.

2007-05-01 01:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by mark w 2 · 2 1

Friend, in my 37 yrs. as a christian, there has never been an athiests, or anyone else that was able to debate me without them running off. Now since you think Atheists can use these 2 phrases, Because I am a Christian, I serve One God more than you do, & him will I only serve. You dismiss my God because you don't have the answer to the debate, Atheists is well known to start an argument, & then run & say, I did not do anything. Now you say if God wants to tell you something let him do it, don't worry, Not too very far off he will do just that, But it will be YOU that is begging God for the rocks & mountains to fall on you to hide you from the face of God's wrath. Now anymore debates or questions.

2007-05-01 01:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

I love your second and have a few here too :-)

1. If you believe your God loves us all so much why are you panicking on what i am saying thinking he will be mad and punish you?

2. If God does not like my path why did he not send me a locust swarm yet?

3. So since you are God messanger to tell me about my wrong ways... doesent that include chastity, dieting and all that from your side?And living exactly as he says? So why are you overweight and get porno books delivered at your house daily?hmmm....

2007-05-01 19:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ok the first one is just supposed to be funny not serious. The second one I'd have to say the reason why Christians tell you instead of God is because in the bible it says for us to tell you because we're supposed to do good deeds. Conversion being the good deed here. (although you probably wouldn't see it as a good deed)

2007-05-01 01:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ten Commandments 5 · 2 2

Doesn't really argue with religion, but still funny

The eleventh commandment:

"Thou shant make billboards proclaiming to know the very mind of God" ~ God

2007-05-01 01:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Ghost Wolf 6 · 4 1

Thanks am taking note of these.

I thought telling JWs that i was a witch was supposed to get them away from the door.

Instead they said "Is your husband there we 'NEED' to talk to him".

What is that all about ?!...'No one' will ever 'dictate' to me what to do with my life or about my beliefs.

I can take and give constructive criticism and have a laugh.

So long as 'the' line isn't crossed......

I don't go knocking thier doors so i don't see why they should be at mine especially with the intention of converting me or making money out of me. Huh!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-01 01:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I like the first because the second one sounds like you're acknowledging that their god exists, but is just deciding to be quiet, which kinda contradicts yer Atheism.

#1 fo' sho'.

2007-05-01 02:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by Orangepaint 2 · 0 2

1-- There are many gods. Whatever you spend the major portion of your time with is a god. For some, money is their god. Others make a god out of pleasure or alcohol. You apparently, make a god of athesism.

2-- The true God, whose name is Jehovah, doesn't owe you an answer. He really doesn't need you. He wants you to give Him proper respect.

2007-05-01 01:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by grnlow 7 · 0 5

Doesn't God tell people every day that He is not happy with them? He uses your conscience to tell you when you are 'wrong' with Him. He takes away your peace, or gives it...He is the giver of JOY...
But if any of you lacks wisdom, let him ask of God, who gives to all generously and without reproach, and it will be given to him. James 1:5

2007-05-01 00:59:31 · answer #9 · answered by Laura S 4 · 1 4

number 2.


"Just the same," snapped Noah's wife as she boarded the ark, "I'd feel much safer if those termites were locked up in a tin box!"

2007-05-01 01:01:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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