Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him
"Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
2007-04-30 22:41:20 · 13 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that ws sooooooo funny you are the official comedy genious
2007-05-01 00:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a guy HWood if you didnt know... 1. C - technical/submission 2. B - really built (my ego needs boosting) 3. C - very good mat skills 4. D - Fishermans suplex 5. D - 6'0 3+2+3+4+4 = 16 20 to 16 - You are Wendy Richter. You are a champ among champs because you have a balance of everything and it makes you versatile and unpredictable. Not to mention you are beautiful and are always a crowd favorite. ^ Seems about right if i was a chick
2016-05-17 22:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by elissa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed out loud ! Thats excellent ! 10/10 and a star !
2007-04-30 23:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've not heard that before, thats gr8.lol.
star 4 u
xx
2007-05-01 00:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was great was totally not expecting that star for you
2007-04-30 22:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty fools joke is this?
2007-04-30 23:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by Kanchi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee... shame man
2007-05-01 00:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by Kez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY VERY VERY FUNNY!!!have a star!!
2007-05-01 00:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke you got me coughing out of laughter thanks
2007-04-30 23:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are ALL sh it.
2007-04-30 23:28:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋