I still live in my mom's basement, and she's cool with me having chicks over, but I usually try to bring them over when she's at her book club, so I can just pretend it's my house. But sometimes mom is like, home, watching jeopardy or lawrence welk or something and I still want to have my way with a lady, but I don't want her to go upstairs because my mom might offer her milk and cookies and like, talk to her, you know what I'm saying?
So how can I tell the girl it's my house, but not let her go upstairs? I was thinking of saying I have fear of heights or someone died upstairs or something.
What do all my other basement dwelling bros do?
2007-04-30 21:49:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Tell them your poor old ma has dementia and no one in the family wanted to look after her so you decided you would move in and look after her rather than send her to a home. Tell them she can get dangerous if they refuse the cookies so explain it would be beneficial for them to kindly except and then not talk to much to her.
2007-04-30 21:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by karena k 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great.
First lie you tell her is that you never lie.
Next lie, is that you are a nice guy.
Third lie is that you love your mother and are so proud of her.
Fourth lie, is that you are so proud of this girl who is trusting you with her body and emotions, that you are not ashamed to be seen with her.
Fifth lie is that you will give her a call. Someday.
Girls, if someone wants to take you to their basement for secretive sex......... he's a self confessed liar.
2007-04-30 22:10:02 · answer #2 · answered by Jaza242 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's no way a girl is going to believe its your house when you live in the basement
2007-04-30 23:45:47 · answer #3 · answered by Rocky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Do you think they'll believe you that it's your house? Well just tell them that it's yours, but your old aging parent lives with you upstairs.
2007-04-30 21:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Snowflake 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I must admit, what a good way to start a relationship Lying.
Seriously, grow up, and just admit you still live with your Mum. It really isn't that big a deal.
2007-04-30 21:56:40 · answer #5 · answered by Abbey R 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You might have to work on your personality, then the woman won't care, she might even get turned on wondering if your mother can hear what you are doing
2007-04-30 21:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
4COL, DUDE, SHOULDNT SHE BE TOTALLY WASTED GOING TO YOUR BASEMENT. HUH
2007-04-30 22:01:16 · answer #7 · answered by roughdelicate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rental.....
2007-04-30 21:52:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋