An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been far ting all the time. It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell. I just can't stop far ting all the time. In fact while I've been in here I must have farted at least 20 times."
The doctor nods and gives her some pills. "Here take these for two weeks and come see me again when you are done."
So she takes the pills and returns two weeks later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. "What kind of medicine is this? I'm still far ting just as much? They still don't make any noise, but now they stink terribly!"
The doctor nodded, "It's alright, now that we have your sinus' cleared up, we'll work on your hearing next!"
2007-04-30 19:21:56 · 8 answers · asked by Conan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Almost as the Good News bad news joke. Bad news you have Cancer. What's the Good news, you have Alsheimers. Well at least I don't have Cancer
2007-04-30 19:26:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1-10. 7.
It's funny not because is about a lady farting (thats funny too) but because the unexpected ending.
Another "good news, bad news"
-Ok, doctor, give me the bad news first.
-You will die next week.
-And the good news?
-My son was accepted at Oxford.
2007-04-30 20:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by LOSER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before, but it's still funny.
2007-04-30 19:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha it's still funny no matter how many times I read it.
2007-04-30 19:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke!!!
Are you testing our IQ.
2007-04-30 19:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by paesk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great
2007-04-30 19:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by Dodgy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorr y i don't
2007-04-30 19:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by jenny c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-04-30 19:25:47 · answer #8 · answered by stickchick711 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋