There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant.
So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.
The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well...I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
2007-04-30 18:37:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You certainly got me to crack a smile. And that's a night after reading and answering questions about our impossible war in Iraq, so kudos to you.
2007-04-30 18:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool 2
2007-05-01 03:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by odade11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5outr of 5 stars
2007-05-01 01:42:26 · answer #3 · answered by Purplepaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. You get a star and I sent it out in a few emails.
2007-05-01 02:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by For_Gondor! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny lol a star for yah
2007-05-01 02:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny! I'll star!
2007-05-01 01:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by Caribbean Belle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-01 01:42:33 · answer #7 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before.......NO STAR FOR YOU.....okay I thought about it and I will give you a star.....:D
2007-05-01 01:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by bernman101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao too funny
2007-05-01 01:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by lita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-01 01:41:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋