If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(OMG)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(don't do this at home. maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too)
haha
2007-04-30 17:04:04 · 35 answers · asked by Zzz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if you like them!!!!
2007-04-30 17:07:34 · update #1
those are cool and i totally agree with the banging your head on the wall at work.
2007-04-30 17:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love thies ones... I will have to put them in my AIM profile...
1.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
2.Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
3.The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
I stared it, Thoes are tooooo funny
2007-04-30 17:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by Yawners 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfao i especially liked Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(don't do this at home. maybe at work.) and
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
2007-04-30 17:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by lita 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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Ah, so that explains the hole in the wall next to my husband's side of the bed.
2007-05-07 17:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by the_original_voicelady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I starred this -- it is hilarious. I particularly like the ones about the catfish and the praying mantis.
Thanks for sharing with us!
2007-05-01 16:12:56 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the one about praying mantis shuld be practiced on cheatin jerks!. a star 4 u.
2007-05-08 12:01:40 · answer #6 · answered by glitters 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
LMFAO have a few more well funni facts lol
2007-05-07 22:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by exiled_lover6 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Excellent trivia! Made me feel sort of sorry for the praying mantis, though. I guess HE can really say he has a HEADACHE, eh??? LOL
2007-05-06 16:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by joncarhas 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wonderful! Amazingly wonderful!
2007-05-08 12:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by Just Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like those, heres a word of advice, never, NEVER< EVER lite a match or lighter inside a cow barn, BOOOOOOOM!!
those are filled with so much methane gas cos of the farts, itll all blow up@!
lol
2007-05-08 12:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by kirby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋