Does the FSM give anybody else nightmares?

Question

Everytime I see a picture of it, it freaks me out. I have a thing about noodles in general but seeing a pile of noodles with eye stalks and weird little meatball things scares me :o

Answer 1

No. The flying spaghetti monster is all make-believe. I don't worship or believe in it. In fact, if I had dreams about the FSM, they would be comforting images. I'd dream about a huge plate of spaghetti all covered with Parmesan cheese and meatballs, and I would be eating it.

I wonder if the FSM believers have different denominations. Like how about Baptists? New believers get baptized in spaghetti. The preacher would say, "I baptize thee my brother in the name of the Noodle, the Meatball, and the Holy Sauce." Communion would have the elements of garlic bread and spaghetti sauce.

FSM's Witnesses probably beat on everyone's doors, sell cookbooks, and try to get everyone to come to the FSM Temple while arguing about the 144,000 spaghetti strings.

The Catholic FSM Church probably honors Virgin Meatball, makes everyone confess their sins against the FSM, and expects members to attend Flying Spaghetti Mass.

The Reformed United Church of FSM probably believe in universal spaghetti feedings and that everyone is already a member of the elect. That would apply even moreso to Spaghettitarian Universalism.

The Latter Day Spaghettitarians probably believe in multiple marriages and young brides, and that such arrangements are the will of the Great FSM.

Then there are the Spaghettims. They claim to be a religion of peace and the only true followers of the FSM. Very often, they like to get in Holy Food Fights with those whose faiths they happen to disagree. They have a problem with terrorists drowning themselves in spaghetti sause and rigging cars to spray spaghetti everywhere. A few of this faith even got on planes and crashed them by pouring hot spaghetti on the pilots.

Lets not forget the Eastern FSM Religions. Some claim that we are all little noodles and that we just need to become enlightened. They encourage faith in the universal noodle that is in everyone and everything. Some believe you can come back again, if you reach the highest level, as a plate of spaghetti.

There are also people who worship the enemy of the FSM. Some just do it for attention, some sincerely believe in the other guy, and some are just atheists who have reconstructed the enemy's name to mean the enemy of all faith.

There are also the ones who claim that in addition to the FSM, there is also a female version and that together they rule the universe. This crowd reports things like being able to make meatballs levitate, being able to get answers from a plate of spaghetti, and casting spells. They also believe that if you throw a meatball, you'll be hit back with 3.

Answer 2

The FSM loves you, even when you do not love it. It is the all loving noodle who gave us life and protects us from the crimson sauces that blanket our lives.

Answer 3

Yes! If the sauce is too spicy, I can't sleep until I have had some Mylanta.

Answer 4

I find him rather comforting. In fact I just ate some spaghetti in his name. And he doesn't give me heartburn either.

Answer 5

wow

if you have nightmares about it..
any chance youre under 10 years old?

Answer 6

no makes me feel like snacking on ramen.

Answer 7

wots fsm ?