Case #5150 at the local courthouse in Zzyxx, California is in a stalemate. The jurors can't decide if it should be legal or illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister. What do you think?
2007-04-30 13:48:15 · 23 answers · asked by RSM JC 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He's dead isn't he?
2007-04-30 13:50:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
that would be hard for this case to be determined because Zzyxx, California does not have a courthouse.....but if they did this would not be a jury trial and besides if it was his widow's sister.....he is dead and won't be marrying anyone any time soon....
2007-04-30 13:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man who has a widow is either 1. underground 2. ashes. 3. in her closet in garbage bags.
2007-04-30 13:53:08 · answer #3 · answered by someguyacrosstown 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is a vampire now one of the undead his widow's sister is one as well who's to mess with vampire law?
2007-04-30 14:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you Jay Leno...!
BTW, they're also having a difficult time trying to decide whether or not to have a ceremony honouring the mother of the unknown soldier.
2007-04-30 13:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Necrophilia is generally looked down upon.
2007-04-30 13:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the guys dead... it would be the widow's sisters decision now wouldnt it?
2007-04-30 13:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by The dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are not blood related so it should be totally legal.
2007-04-30 13:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by Curt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he has a widow, he's DEAD
2007-04-30 13:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why it should be illegal its not like they are blood related...
2007-04-30 13:51:13 · answer #10 · answered by Christine H 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes of course they are not blood related and his wife is dead.
2007-04-30 13:50:26 · answer #11 · answered by Heads up! 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋