forrest gump died and went to heaven when he got to the gates to enter st. peter was there and he told forrest that since heaven is getting so crowded forrest had to answer three questions to enter so forrest asked what are the questions?
st peter said ok first question
name the two days of the week that start with the letter T
second question
how many seconds are in a year
third question
what is God's first name
st. peter said ok forrest you have untill tomorow to answer so meet me here at the gates to answer them
so the next day forrest came to the gates and went over to st. peter
st. peter said ok forrest what is the answer to the first question which said name the two days of the week that begin with the letter T
forrest said well that one was a little hard but i think i finally figured it out
tomorow and today
st. peter said okay i guess i never really thought about that
so how many seconds are in a year
forest said 12 jan. 2 feb. 2 march 2. etc.
2007-04-30 13:35:31 · 5 answers · asked by soccerchic 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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okay what is God's first name
forrest said that one was easy
howard and andy
st. peter said how did you come up with that? forrest said that song that goes and he walks beside me (forrest thinks they say any walks beside me)
ok how did you get howard
forrest sayd how art be thy name(forrest thinks they say howard be thy name)
2007-04-30 13:38:07 · update #1
sorry its a little long!
2007-04-30 13:39:48 · update #2
Oh, not so good
2007-04-30 13:44:56 · answer #1 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh. Cute. but I prefer my jokes to contain profanity and sex and maybe even a little violence. I guess this one'll work for the church crowd, though.
2016-05-17 14:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-04-30 13:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this one. its alright.
2007-04-30 13:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by go go godzilla! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad !!
2007-04-30 13:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋