>FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
>SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
>FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
>SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
>FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
>SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad
>FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
>SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
>FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
>SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.
>FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
>SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
>FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
>SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.
>FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
>SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
>FRIENDS: Are for a while.
>SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.
Life is short - dance naked and wiggle your butt!!!
2007-04-30
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