The three sleazy roommates decided it was time they went to confession.
When the priest asked them for their sins, the first roommate said she had let a man fondle her breasts. The priest told her to wash them with holy water.
The second roommate confessed that she had touched a man`s cock. The priest told her to wash her hands with holy water.
The two girls were washing with holy water when the third roommate joined them.
"Move over sluts," she said, "I have to gargle."
2007-04-30 12:43:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
I loved it
haha
im putting that on my article on uncyclopedia
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/dumb_jokes
2007-04-30 14:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shame on the first two for not needing to gargle. And it would be better if she said move over i need to wash my ***
2007-04-30 19:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by lucky b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting.
2007-04-30 19:47:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard a veeeeeeeeeeeery similar joke. The other one was better. It's an alright joke, though.
2007-04-30 19:51:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would give it a 9 out of 10. very funny
2007-04-30 19:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by Dancam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10 it kicks asss, hahahahaha nice joke
2007-04-30 19:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by quieremtucoonet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was great, just like in 1973.
2007-05-01 20:04:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gave me a little bit of a laugh
2007-04-30 19:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO.
nice joke ^__^
i think some people might not get this the first time around.....
2007-04-30 19:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by Dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat amusing...
2007-04-30 19:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋