2007-04-30 09:53:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nicely done, Murph!
2007-04-30 10:05:51 · update #1
I always thought that button was for people who live around Prague. For months and months I was too scared to use the "Czech Spelling". Oh well.
2007-04-30 10:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
But even that didn't help him acquire the soul of the evil dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa.
Would it be that bad is "spell-check " was made an opt-out option rather than an opt-in one?
It's far from perfect, as people would still be able to loose there way [sic] but it would make the world that little bit nearer heaven, by reducing swearing and bad thoughts in those who hate to see English mangled.
2007-04-30 17:22:40 · answer #2 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Satan invented the spell check button.
You can tell how holy someone is by how much of the english language they mangle.
2007-04-30 17:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by Cindy Lou Who --P3D-- 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And he cowers at its might and ability to correct errors. Oh! The power of the check spelling button!
Satan trembles, but knows that few will stray from his temptation to "submit" without spellcheck.
2007-04-30 16:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously there is some evil entity that doesn't want people to use the spell check and forces the hand of the weak.
2007-04-30 16:59:13 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am pretty sure that the Yahoo! spell check is possessed though.
Where the heII does it get all those weird spellings with spaces in the middle?! Who did they let program the spell check? (eg: "posses ed" when I mispelled possessed)
And how do I get words ADDED to spell check so it stops offering me the wrong word? (eg: It wants me to turn "eg" into "egg")
2007-04-30 19:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, I also know that he's not responsible for the fact that KEVIL is hung like a pygmy ferret. Now sit yo' non spelling *** down and stop messing with my boss sucka.
2007-04-30 17:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not bad spelling and grammar, it's writing in tongues! You know how when you speak a second language, sometimes you get things mixed up....?
2007-04-30 17:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he hates being confused with Santa.
Oh my, I just read Markyyy's answer. Totally hilarious! I love puns!
2007-04-30 17:23:57 · answer #9 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i doubt satan cares if speeling is bad...common...most gods and people dont even care for it....it dosnt show how smart someone is....just makes you look smug in your spelling prowess. get a hobbie
2007-04-30 17:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋