Atheists: Can you come up with a definition for THEIST in the MOST words possible?

Question

You may hyphenate it, but remember that Yahoo cuts down lengthy words.

Answer 1

A theist is a person, educated or uneducated, who, through life experiences, reading relevant texts and other papers, going to a church or other location, being taught by others including family and friends, or from another source, has obtained a belief that there is some form of god, gods, spiritual force, entity, natural force, or other powerful being which created, interacts with, or guides nature, the Earth, the planets, the solar system, the galaxy, and/or the universe, through either direct or indirect methods and who is worshipped, thought about, or otherwise given hommage in the hopes of some reward or because the belief that this entity is worthy of praise, feared, or acknowlegement in the form of prayer, sacrifice, spreading the word, or some other method.

I believe this is one sentence and not a run-on sentence, so I hope I did a fair job.

Answer 2

A primitive or weak-minded person who harbors an infantile attraction to imaginary beings. Specifically an imaginary being that plays the role of creator of the universe, despot, or both. The imaginary being in question is most often contradictory in nature but is held in high esteem nonetheless by the theist because of something called faith.

Answer 3

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( this is just an illustration how a long defintion can look like )