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For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face. She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen. The teacher tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced. I started to type, "Leave me alone!"

They both jumped back, silenced. "What the..." the teacher said. I typed, "I said leave me alone!" The kid got real upset. "I didn't do anything to it, I swear!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and HAL 2000 went on for an amazing five minutes.

Me: "Don't touch me!"
Her: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit your keys that hard."
Me: "Who do you think you are anyway?!"

2007-04-30 07:22:00 · 13 answers · asked by Maakies 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Etc. Finally, I couldn't contain myself any longer and fell out of my chair laughing. After they had realized what I had done, they both turned beet red. Funny, I never got more than a C- in that class.

2007-04-30 07:22:17 · update #1

13 answers

hahahahahahahaha lmfaoooooooooooooooooo
wikid one!!! thas awesome duuuuude!!!
congrats
ur getin a star off me!!! hehe
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2007-04-30 07:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by x.T.x 3 · 0 0

Great story. Hilarious! Too bad about the grade, though.

2007-04-30 07:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I laughed the first time I read this, and got another great laugh this time.

2007-04-30 07:27:58 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0 0

Great, I would have given you an A

2007-04-30 07:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's pretty funny... Do you still keep in contact with the girl or does she hate you now...

2007-04-30 07:27:17 · answer #5 · answered by failedmemory 2 · 0 0

seems to me u were pretty good at understanding the computers, u should have gotten a higher grade :)

2007-04-30 07:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by ice_purple969 4 · 0 0

Great story!

2007-04-30 07:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by wedgemom 4 · 0 0

Thats funny...... and you should have gotten an A! YOu clearly knew what you were doing!

2007-04-30 07:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by KTINA 3 · 0 0

that is the best story I've heard in a while.

great one

2007-04-30 07:26:08 · answer #9 · answered by watanake 4 · 0 0

1-10.8.
Funny prank. Man, don't you hate laptops?

2007-04-30 07:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by LOSER 3 · 0 0

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